So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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