yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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