Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
