me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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