I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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