i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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