I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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