new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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