I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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You. Win. At. Life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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