Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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