why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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