My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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