i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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