giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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