So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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