Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it was like eating out sand paper
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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