And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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