what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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