For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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