the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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