question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You don't make any sense
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