someone owes me an orgasm
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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