there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Less talking, more tequila
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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