I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Drunk is not a location!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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