Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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