I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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