Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Help. Why am I so naked?
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