Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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