Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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