I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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