Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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