in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
