just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Someone came in the potted fern
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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