Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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