Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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