Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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