Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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