real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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