I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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