I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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