well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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