Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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