I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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