I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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