so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You did what with his pubic hair?
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