is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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