Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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