This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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