Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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