We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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