that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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